Just wanted to toss this up here on the blog. It looks pretty damn ridiculous, but I did actually put some time into it, so I didn't want it to go to complete waste. Basically, the idea behind the contest was to create your own Kaiju monster, be it from photoshop, Legos, drawing, etc.... First place received $100 worth of Godzilla goodness. Now, I didn't place first, and rightfully so, because the only artistic merit I have is writing some pretty shitty songs on a crappy guitar. But, Jordan from The B-Movie Film Vault didn't let me go empty handed, which was nice as hell. You're a stand up dude, buddy. I got this in the mail yesterday-
Godzilla: Final Wars!
I dunno how most people feel about this flick, but I love the shit out of it. I am a big Ryuhei Kitamura fan, have been ever since Versus, and in my opinion he brought it with this entry in the series! I remember being pretty damn excited when news broke that he was doing a Godzilla film. My excitement bar was quite raised after seeing the absolutely epic, and my favorite film of his, Azumi. Final Wars is the 50th anniversary film in the series and is an absolute monster mash of a film.
Once again, thank you, Jordan!
Lastly, here is my ridiculous creation, and its origins-
Name: Pusszilla
Origins: An ordinary everyday cat came across a pile of Godzilla's droppings, which unbeknownst to humans, tastes and smells like 9 Lives. Godzilla's dung mutated the furry lovable feline into a massive, snowball looking accident, with multiple eyeballs and two mouths. Currently ripping apart everything in its way!
Strengths and Powers: Large enough to bitchslap skyscrapers, and has enough eyeballs to look in every direction all at once!
Weaknesses: Uhhhh, have you seen this thing?! Pusszilla has no weaknesses! Okay, maybe if you have 5 tons of catnip you could stagger the bastard... otherwise, look out!
There ya have it!
