Yeah! Guns 'n Shit! - When product placement takes over and becomes the movie!

Gonna throw out the "80s" part of "Guns 'n Shit" for this particular post, because it's half 'n half. But you guys need this in your life. Here we have an absolutely epic play on product placement, from the minds of Frank Browning and Mitch Reaves of Tales From the Batcave. When product placement takes over and becomes the movie! Enjoy!!!

GREY GOOSE: Years after his tragic death at the program, Goose (Anthony Edwards) rises from the grave to take revenge on any and everyone associated with Top Gun. Only his wife (Meg Ryan) knows the secret to stopping him, but will she make it in time? Will anyone at Top Gun survive? Or will Goose’s thirst for vengeance finally be quenched?!

d-CON: When a routine job turns into murder for his younger brother, retired exterminator Gregory Hines must once again don his rubber gloves and zip up his jumpsuit. He’s setting his sights, and traps, on the biggest vermin of all, his brother’s killer (John Lithgow). To catch a rat, he must pull out all the stops. This Summer... Hines/Lithgow.....d-CON.

RAW DISTANCE: When a golf tournament wager gone wrong forces his baby sister into the hands of a merciless Country Club owner and his thugs, Lorenzo Lamas will go to the ends of the Earth to get her back. Armed with only his trusty 9 iron, a motorcycle, and lack of a shirt, for her he would travel any distance, then go farther. This February, it’s time to tee off on justice...

MOUNTAIN LIGHTNING AND DR THUNDER: After narrowly escaping their last run-in with a ruthless drug cartel, Harley Davidson (Mickey Rourke) and The Marlboro Man (Don Johnson) are forced into witness protection and given new random product placement based names. Nothing lasts forever though, and after years the cartel is back, looking to take their revenge. When there’s nowhere else to run, the time comes to take a stand. To protect the ones they love, they will fight, they will become.... Mountain Lightning and Dr Thunder!

RAID MAX: Just when you thought it was safe to move back into the Jakarta slums...

LIQUID PLUMR: Skynet is making one last ditch effort to assassinate Sarah Connor by sending back another T-1000, but there’s a problem... During its emergence from the timestream, an electric current scrambles the murderous assassin’s programming, erasing any knowledge of the future or John Connor and replacing it with a never ending need to unclog drains. This Fall, Robert Patrick does not eat, he does not sleep, he snakes your drain...HARD. He. Is. Liquid Plumr.