~DIE HARD~
"Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only."
"No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza!?"
...
THE NERVE!
~GREMLINS~
"Mom, they've hatched! Get out of the house!"
*Gremlin voice* "Phone home... CACA!"
"Mom? Mom!?"
"Billy, wh..."
♫Do you hear what I hear?♫
~HARDWARE~
"Hello? Hello? This is Mo."
"Who is this?"
"I told you, baby, this is Mo. Look, I wanna come back. I'm ready to go again, hmm, I'm hard again" etc...
etc... "string of popcorn" etc... "pop, pop" etc... "Hershey Highway" etc...
"Fuck yourself, asshole!"
I feel like I need a shower after this scene.
~SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT~
"Stockroom, Andy speaking. Who? No, no, Billy don't work back here no more. Sure, sure, I can tell you his new job. Ho! Ho! Ho! He's playing Santa Claus for a buncha snot nose kids!"
...
...
Punish 'n stuff.
~BLACK CHRISTMAS~
"Hey, quiet! It's him again, the moanaa!"
*obscene slithery noises*
*more slithery stuff, fucked up screaming*
*various cackling and other weirdy shit*
"He's expanded his act!"
*more weirdy shit, including pig oinking, more cackling, vagina and penis chatter*
"Listen, you little pervert! Why don't you go over to Lambda Chi? They could use a little of this!"
*more pervy shit*
"Oh, why don't you go find a wall socket and stick your tongue in it? That'll give ya a charge."
*more verbal obscenities aimed at the vagina*
"You fucking creep!"
*creeper weirdy caller*-"I'm going to kill you."
...
I'm not even a sorority girl and that last line gives me the fuckin' shivers.
~HOME ALONE~
"Hello. My house is being robbed. My address is 656 Lincoln Blvd. My name is Murphy."
Peter Weller voice impression 'n all... Kevin McCallister IS ROBOCOP!!!!
~THE END~
